阿拉丁 Aladin

Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend.

Please come closer.

Too close. A little too close.

There.

Welcome to Agrabah,

City of mystery,

Of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today.

Look at this.

Combination hookah and coffee maker.

Also makes julienne fries.

Will not break.

It broke.